My husband, for one, can put a dog’s greeting to shame. We’ve been together for twelve years now and I don’t think I’ve ever been on all fours and had him do any less than press his face in my ass.
I’m not a whole lot better. I knew everyone in my high school class merely by the view of his or her ass by the time we graduated.
I just came across this yesterday, but a convention all about butts went off in Manhattan last August and I, for one, am sad that I’ve never been to such a thing. It all sounds so ridiculous and awesome and just what the world needs right about now.
Porn stars? Anal rejuvenation surgeons? Professional cake sitters (I guess that’s a thing)? Cosmetic butt surgeons, twerking classes, and more?
Maybe when the world opens up again….
You can see more of what we missed out on here: https://buttcon.splashthat.com/
What was the first sexual request that a partner made to you that was surprising (at least at first?). And did you go through with it?
For me, I was definitely surprised when a partner told me that he wanted to watch me have sex with another guy and have a threesome, although I’ve had so many MFMs by now, it almost seems quaint that a request like that would ever be surprising for me. And, now that I know so many other men and women currently have or have enjoyed threesomes in the past, it all seems pretty regular.
Other things we do can still be a little surprising, though. We had a lot of pent-up sexual energy last night – exceptionally long work weeks and being sick all week effectively killed all chances of getting laid, but we finally got busy again last night. I was laying on my side with my husband’s face near my legs, which I had graciously spread apart for him, when I heard the crinkle of a candy bag. We’ve done this a handful of times in the past, so I was expecting it when I felt him putting pieces of candy inside of me. I was surprised the first time he said he wanted to eat things out of my pussy and ass crack, but I’m happy to oblige.
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Sometimes, I just can’t.
Tons of news stations are reporting on this little tidbit of news of the weird where an Ohio man is threatening to sue the NFL, Pepsi, and whoever else he can think of for “pumping” what he feels constitutes pornography into the homes of football fans everywhere.
Why wouldn’t we expect an attention-seeking fanatical whatever-he-is to produce a publicity stunt where he gets bent out of shape over the halftime show? I mean, it seems that this is the type of world we live in now. Getting offended and threatening legal action is practically as American as the Superbowl.
Honestly, as soon as I saw the midriffs we were all expecting to see and J-Lo spinning on a pole, I knew the anti-porn folks would be up in arms and crying over the safety of our children. The sight of Shakira and Jennifer Lopez in concert is enough to make any “God-fearing” person “get sexually excited.” And we certainly wouldn’t want that. If there’s one danger to the world, it’s humans experiencing sexual excitement, particularly at the sight of popstars dancing while wearing more clothes than your average beachgoer.
Maybe we weren’t watching it as closely as we should have been, but my husband and I didn’t notice the “crotch shots” being complained of here. I kinda feel like I missed out now. We just thought it was a mildly entertaining and highly overrated halftime show, much like every year.
But, wow! If he thinks the halftime show constituted pornography, real porn would blow his mind.
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