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Sex Toy Review, Butt Plug Edition

We have a pretty decent collection of toys, so I’ll take a little break from my reviews after this one. But next up is the Crystal Jelly Anal Delight butt plug we purchased!

With quarantine and practicing social distancing, my husband and I haven’t had anyone join us in quite some time, even though we both would enjoy a good threesome right about now. To that end, we purchased a new butt plug, to the dimensions pictured above.

To start, I’ll say that I’m not a big fan of anal. It can be fun if my partner is going slowly, warming me up, and making sure my body has a chance to take it up the ass as long as it’s something that we’re doing only once in a while. It can hurt a little bit and I generally don’t enjoy the feeling of having something in my butt. I’ve been double penetrated more than a small handful of times, though, and it almost always gives me a better orgasm. I’ve never found that being DP’ed is more likely to be slightly painful than regular anal, but it does make sex feel far more intense and magnifies the feeling of the guy in my pussy.

I have three other butt plugs, which are all stainless steel gem plugs of varying size that I got in a three pack years ago. I think they’re fun little additions, but they’re also very short and don’t do much in terms of simulating double penetration.

This, however, is different. With about 5 inches of plug that can be inserted, it fills me pretty deeply. When I wear this while having sex with my husband, it definitely mimics the feeling of being double penetrated much more than the gem plugs we have. I also think the material itself is more comfortable than the steel. This is soft and squishy and much more… forgiving, inside of you. Unlike the steel, there is some “give” when your body pushes against these.

Also, it stays in place really well and doesn’t shift when changing positions or start to slide out during sex. That happens occasionally with the other plugs.

As for the drawbacks, I don’t think this was accurately described. I saw it advertised in multiple places and the manufacturer likes to say that this is great for beginners. Frankly, I beg to differ. This looks relatively intimidating when you take it out of the packaging. At it’s thickest point – the fifth bump, it’s about as thick as a real cock. In my opinion, that makes it not ideal for beginners.

Additionally, in addition to being long, the tapering is minimal between bumps until you get the whole thing inserted. It’s pitched as though you can just use a little bit, depending on personal preference, but I don’t see how that’s realistic. Maybe you could only use four bumps instead of all five, but I think you would need to use at least four. Even once you get the fifth bump inserted, it doesn’t taper all that much. It stays in, for sure, but I like how the gem plugs taper more. For me, anal is only uncomfortable at that point of insertion, so the smaller it tapers down to, the more comfortable it tends to be.

Obviously, cocks don’t taper, but they also don’t usually stay five inches deep into your ass. The end result was that it makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable with how permanently full it leaves me feeling.

Overall, 3 of 5 stars. I like the material and I generally like the length, but I would prefer something shorter and something that tapered a little more. Perhaps anal beads would be more my style.

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V-Day update

Image by RJA1988 from Pixabay

We had a good time. My only complaint is that I left the butt plug in for so long that I’m just a little bit sore today. But my husband made my favorite meal while dressed in his ridiculous nearly-nude butler costume I got as a present for him at my bachelorette party years ago.

Plus, I love sex with a plug in! Anal is good once in a while, but it’s usually more than I want to take. The plug is like the best of both worlds – it doesn’t hurt at all once it’s all the way in and it still makes the dick in my pussy feel bigger, sort of like a double penetration.

Well worth it. I’ve never regretted being a little sore from sex.

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Valentine’s Plans?

Fake holiday or not, I hope everyone gets laid today.

Seriously, I’m really not a fan of Valentine’s Day, which, I’ve been told makes me a little weird for a woman. But I do like the sex that always come with the day and I always focus on my husband with no second guy. I like having that certainty once in a while.

As soon as the kids were at school today, my husband and I decided we could both be a little late for work and took advantage of having the house to ourselves. The bus was barely around the corner by the time my pants and panties were lying in a pile on the floor and my husband had picked me up and set me on the kitchen counter. The morning was just for a quickie, though, and I didn’t let him go down on me for long before we stripped naked and moved to the living room. He took me from behind as I draped myself over the couch, cumming in me shortly after I orgasmed.

We both rushed out to work so quickly that I’ve considered removing my panties. His creampie slowly dripped out of me on my drive to work that I’ve been sitting in the wet spot all morning.

Anyway, more is planned for tonight. The kids are spending the night at the grandparents’ house and I’m planning on surprising him by being home well before him, waiting with a pan of scotcheroos (his favorite) while wearing my favorite lingerie and a new gem butt plug. The lingerie is a dark purple corset that leaves most of my stomach exposed with matching g-string and black garter belt and stockings. Tedious to put on, but well-worth it. Oh, and the butt plug is one he hasn’t seen yet. It has a light pink, heart-shaped gem that stays completely hidden until I bend over.

Happy humping out there, everyone!

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